Friday, 24 April 2009

Blogger Road Rage

Listen up Jackhole, there is NO need to swing out in front of me when there is nary a car behind me, and then proceed to apply your make-up AND take a cell phone call while traveling at 65K in an 80K!!

WTF

This is not the first morning you have done this to me...this is the FOURTH time.

Trust me, I've seen you,

I don't really know you, but trust me when I tell you MAKE-UP is not going to help you, especially when you apply is with a cement trowel!


I have your licence plate number emblazoned into my memory, cease and desist!!!

Next time I am calling the police.....















I feel better now!

Life's fun if you don't weaken,

Lily

23 comments:

Bandobras said...

Carry a water pistol and when drivers do something upsetting squirt their cars. It's harmless but it scares the heck out of them.
The down side is you might have to have a confrontation.
By the way where can I get me a tuck load of Bimbos.

Melanie said...

LMAO, you go girl!!

Jess said...

Well, you wouldn't want to live here in South Florida. Drivers are like that all the time here.

Kim said...

Stupid Driver! Kick her butt!

How come 'everyone else' can't drive as well as we can?? :)

Bert said...

There's always one... Idiots. Don't know if that water pistol idea will work here in Houston. You could try it but you'd have the life expectancy of a chopper pilot during the worst days of the Vietnam conflict.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!! Something I've always wanted to do is to make a sign that I can rigg up some how to pop up in my rear window for just this kind of occaision.
The thing that will happen is through her negligencce she'll cause an accident and harm someone else... not herself...

funny though...

T

Nitmos said...

Sorry, but I just can't go into the office til I put my face on.

Xenia said...

LMAO at Nitmos!

Dang, L, you need to teach this woman a lesson. Go girl. :)

runningirl said...

Killer shoes on the treadmill....

Sunshine said...

Wow Lily! You Go!!!

TNTcoach Ken said...

Don't mess with the flower of the road!!!!!

bluecolnago said...

nice rant, young lady! you make me smile!

don't do anything foolish, like kick her ass!

have a great weekend!

Wes said...

You should force them off the road and beat the crap out of them. Ok. maybe not :-)

Kita said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

Runner Leana said...

Driving, applying make up and talking on the cell phone? That is multi-tasking for sure!!

I've never understood these people who apply make up in their cars. I have enough troubles trying to do it standing still in front of a mirror.

Have a great weekend Laurel!

Vava said...

She must look lovely when she weeps... Make her weep, Laurel. Make her weep!

AKA Alice said...

I love the peeps who change clothes while driving...oh wait a minute, that would be me.

NY Wolve said...

MMM Pirate's booty. Its puffed corn and rice, with a cheese coating -- like a lowfat organic yummy cheeto. The whole bag is 500 calories, and as a lowfat snack, its wonderful!

Jo Lynn said...

Your rant is well-deserved. ;)

Judi said...

tell it like it is. :)

Bluenoser said...

Damn cagers. You tell them.

-B

Vickie said...

OMG I saw the Bimbo truck in Cancun and didn't have my camera with me! I know how you feel about a-hole drivers! Like when you're already going over the limit and they are on your butt and could easily pass.

Shilingi-Moja said...

So, why don't you tell us how you really feel?