Listen up Jackhole, there is NO need to swing out in front of me when there is nary a car behind me, and then proceed to apply your make-up AND take a cell phone call while traveling at 65K in an 80K!!WTF
This is not the first morning you have done this to me...this is the FOURTH time.
Trust me, I've seen you,
I don't really know you, but trust me when I tell you MAKE-UP is not going to help you, especially when you apply is with a cement trowel!
I have your licence plate number emblazoned into my memory, cease and desist!!!
Next time I am calling the police.....
I feel better now!
Life's fun if you don't weaken,
Lily
I feel better now!
Life's fun if you don't weaken,
Lily
23 comments:
Carry a water pistol and when drivers do something upsetting squirt their cars. It's harmless but it scares the heck out of them.
The down side is you might have to have a confrontation.
By the way where can I get me a tuck load of Bimbos.
LMAO, you go girl!!
Well, you wouldn't want to live here in South Florida. Drivers are like that all the time here.
Stupid Driver! Kick her butt!
How come 'everyone else' can't drive as well as we can?? :)
There's always one... Idiots. Don't know if that water pistol idea will work here in Houston. You could try it but you'd have the life expectancy of a chopper pilot during the worst days of the Vietnam conflict.
LMAO!!!! Something I've always wanted to do is to make a sign that I can rigg up some how to pop up in my rear window for just this kind of occaision.
The thing that will happen is through her negligencce she'll cause an accident and harm someone else... not herself...
funny though...
T
Sorry, but I just can't go into the office til I put my face on.
LMAO at Nitmos!
Dang, L, you need to teach this woman a lesson. Go girl. :)
Killer shoes on the treadmill....
Wow Lily! You Go!!!
Don't mess with the flower of the road!!!!!
nice rant, young lady! you make me smile!
don't do anything foolish, like kick her ass!
have a great weekend!
You should force them off the road and beat the crap out of them. Ok. maybe not :-)
ROTFLMAO!!!
Driving, applying make up and talking on the cell phone? That is multi-tasking for sure!!
I've never understood these people who apply make up in their cars. I have enough troubles trying to do it standing still in front of a mirror.
Have a great weekend Laurel!
She must look lovely when she weeps... Make her weep, Laurel. Make her weep!
I love the peeps who change clothes while driving...oh wait a minute, that would be me.
MMM Pirate's booty. Its puffed corn and rice, with a cheese coating -- like a lowfat organic yummy cheeto. The whole bag is 500 calories, and as a lowfat snack, its wonderful!
Your rant is well-deserved. ;)
tell it like it is. :)
Damn cagers. You tell them.
-B
OMG I saw the Bimbo truck in Cancun and didn't have my camera with me! I know how you feel about a-hole drivers! Like when you're already going over the limit and they are on your butt and could easily pass.
So, why don't you tell us how you really feel?
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